Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Good Night Message

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is now 10:55 pm and the Internet will be closing in 5 minutes.

Please take your purchases to the check-out counter where our cashiers will be happy to serve you.

Don't forget to present your Internet Reward card for Internet bonus points, redeemable for special prizes at any participating Internet outlet.

We thank you for your patronage and we hope you will come back soon.

Good night and best wishes,

From the all staff here at the Internet.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Peter said...

Darn internet and it's east coast operating hours. By the time I have dinner and kick back to catch up on the day I have to rush because things are closing in half an hour. That sucks.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Phil Plasma said...

I don't know if you (or anyone else reading this) watches Corner Gas at all, but something pretty similar to this post happened in a recent episode. It was very funny.

2:31 PM  

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